New RuneQuest!
Listen to part one where we finally get to spend the those hard earned experience points on something that counts: combat skills and learning how to summon small tornadoes! Bonus points to guessing when the upstairs neighbors sink breaks and leaks through the walls causing a power shortage.
Part two is where an old friend comes to visit us. An old friend that should have STAYED DEAD! Why does all our enemies come back to haunt us! From now now on all dead foes get put in our newly established lye pits!
-Cris
You had a very long day patrolling the palisades against bandits and hooligans of all kinds. All you want to do now is choke down the cheap ale that you can barely afford on your guard salary. This one simple pleasure is currently being robbed from you by that horrid halfling who won't stop ranting his poetic lyrics about the escapades of some heroic character who never cut a guy like you any slack. If only someone would outlaw these garbage minstrels like the bandits they really are.
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