Can Kevin Stargazer monologue the crew to victory over the darkness in Space Buccaneers?
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We discover the only way to defeat a mad cult in the scenario driven board game of Time Stories is an ample amount of cocaine.
-Cris
You had a very long day patrolling the palisades against bandits and hooligans of all kinds. All you want to do now is choke down the cheap ale that you can barely afford on your guard salary. This one simple pleasure is currently being robbed from you by that horrid halfling who won't stop ranting his poetic lyrics about the escapades of some heroic character who never cut a guy like you any slack. If only someone would outlaw these garbage minstrels like the bandits they really are.
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